Do You Wanna Touch?

It happens to the best of us, go out, drink too much and end up in some rando's room. Hopefully the person next to you is still as attractive as you remember and even better if you can remember their name. As you walk home you realize you just had a one night stand. After my first year of college and some (not as dramatic or awkward) encounters (fam don't freak) here are my tips for you. *thanks college town for some help!*

1. Always go to the other persons room. If it gets awkward you can leave and can choose to sleep there or not. The only bad part is the walk home but in reality you probably should be walking after all the booze you drank. If you are too ashamed to walk home in last nights clothes leave after the hook up.
2. In fact, maybe you should leave after the hook up. Cuddling can lead to feelings and even awkward mornings with rude roommates. Staying isn't always bad but if it is the first time you've met this person, leave. 
3. Always have gum in your pocket and use it through out the night, no one wants to kiss someone smelling like beer. Also if you do spend the night keep the gum with your cellphone and pop some in your mouth when you wake up in the morning (if your lucky & last night was good there will be a morning hook up).
4. Morning hook ups happen if you are still attractive in the morning, if there is no instigating of a hook up right after waking up, you really ought to leave. 
5. Always wear sexy underwear when you go out, all ladies should have red, black, or white laced underwear. All men should wear boxers or boxer briefs in solid colors, oddly enough your boxers with the dogs on it that says find the bone, won't be funny since most girls can't read after drinking the amount that is allowing you to bring them home. 
6. ALWAYS WEAR A CONDOM.
7. Always have music on, we rather your roommates/fraternity didn't hear everything. 
8. Pick the place up a bit before you go out in case you do get lucky that night. 
9. Always have your phone fully charged before you leave to go out. Chances are you will wake up and want to talk to someone on your walk home or call for a ride. NEVER expect the hungover warm body next to you to offer a ride home. 
10. People are going to talk. As a girl you have two options: own it or plead black out. If you own it, remember theres a double standard, but you are just getting yours like everyone else is getting theirs. If you plead black out stay consist with your story and realize that you can only plead black out a few times so choose it carefully.